Ted Rall for March 27, 2004
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Laddies who lunch. Feb. 22, 2001: the national security adviser and secretary of defense plan decisive action on Al Qaeda. This pesto sauce is divine! What's in it? Got me! Sep. 4, 2001: the director of central intelligence briefs cabinet officers about terrorist threats. Know what I miss? Rosé! You're so right. A white zin just isn't the same. Sept. 11, 2001: the president responds to the attacks. Jesus Christ - these silo water biscuits are inedible! This is Nebraska - food's even worse up there! Mar. 25, 2004: officials testify to the 9-11 commission. This testimony is making my stomach growl. When's lunch? Move for adjournment! Seconded!