Ted Rall for March 29, 2004
March 27, 2004
April 01, 2004
Transcript:
Woman: Our top story: we're poised to capture the #2-ranked terrorist! Man: Didn't we catch the #2 terrorist last year? Woman: You bet! This #2 makes our 4th #2! Woman: No one knows how many #2s are out there, but we're America- we'll catch all of them! Man: Another glorious victory for the homeland! Woman: Up next: office gossip leads to the demotion of terrorism's #3 to #4!
