Side conversation in the mass of fans waiting for the theater to open !
“I’m a smarmy little dude/but I’d never be so rude/ as to tweak you right out loud/ while we’re standing in a crowd./But if you fart again, barrrrrrrrup !/ I don’t know where I could end up/so far from the (ob)noxious zone/ until at last you do atone/ and swear that beans and habanero chips/ will forever more not breach your lips!/ Abjure the snack, you can dump it/ No more hot blasts on your nether trumpet!”
Side conversation in the mass of fans waiting for the theater to open !
“I’m a smarmy little dude/but I’d never be so rude/ as to tweak you right out loud/ while we’re standing in a crowd./But if you fart again, barrrrrrrrup !/ I don’t know where I could end up/so far from the (ob)noxious zone/ until at last you do atone/ and swear that beans and habanero chips/ will forever more not breach your lips!/ Abjure the snack, you can dump it/ No more hot blasts on your nether trumpet!”