If you want to impress the guys/ with your organ’s exceptional size/ but they’re all well-endowed/ to stand out from the crowd/ a whole different tactic applies../Around 600 B.C.E./ beside the Aegean Sea/ lived a genial genius/whose prehensile penis/ he had trained to stir his tea…/// but, not simply content with that/ he taught it to tip his hat/ when encountering ladies/ (it’s the truth, by Hades!)/ but never the ones who were fat !/// But the training abruptly ceased/ when one night, the noble beast/ had reached for a fork/..was mistaken for pork/ and became just a part of the feast…
If you want to impress the guys/ with your organ’s exceptional size/ but they’re all well-endowed/ to stand out from the crowd/ a whole different tactic applies../Around 600 B.C.E./ beside the Aegean Sea/ lived a genial genius/whose prehensile penis/ he had trained to stir his tea…/// but, not simply content with that/ he taught it to tip his hat/ when encountering ladies/ (it’s the truth, by Hades!)/ but never the ones who were fat !/// But the training abruptly ceased/ when one night, the noble beast/ had reached for a fork/..was mistaken for pork/ and became just a part of the feast…