She’d been sunning herself in her yard/
In the hope of losing some lard/
She was forced to announce/
That she’d not lost an ounce/
But one buttock was beautifully charred.
She’d been sunning herself in her yard/
In the hope of losing some lard/
She was forced to announce/
That she’d not lost an ounce/
But one buttock was beautifully charred.