/// Seven people are Sewing the Sail
into clothing that’s massive in scale.
A ship’s captain in Spain
made his bride’s gown and train
from a spinnaker. (Bride was a whale.)
/// The amount of fine lace she’d have needed
for a gown would have greatly exceeded
what the Cap could afford.
He had sailors on board.
“Bring me canvas,” the groom-to-be pleaded.
/// Although rough and thick, sailcloth is white.
Both the gown and long train looked all right.
But the veil was opaque
forcing bridegroom to make
two round eyeholes restoring her sight.
/// She had wanted to walk down the aisle
in the best matrimonial style,
but her butt was too wide
to march down side-by-side,
so they all had to go single file.
/// Seven people are Sewing the Sail
into clothing that’s massive in scale.
A ship’s captain in Spain
made his bride’s gown and train
from a spinnaker. (Bride was a whale.)
/// The amount of fine lace she’d have needed
for a gown would have greatly exceeded
what the Cap could afford.
He had sailors on board.
“Bring me canvas,” the groom-to-be pleaded.
/// Although rough and thick, sailcloth is white.
Both the gown and long train looked all right.
But the veil was opaque
forcing bridegroom to make
two round eyeholes restoring her sight.
/// She had wanted to walk down the aisle
in the best matrimonial style,
but her butt was too wide
to march down side-by-side,
so they all had to go single file.