(Steve Melcher’s joke is much funnier than any alternate concept I can think of, so I’ll run with a version of his.)
/// From a terrace some twelve feet away,
a new bride tossed her wedding bouquet.
She must be very strong,
for the missile went long.
No one caught it; “the ball’s still in play.”
(Steve Melcher’s joke is much funnier than any alternate concept I can think of, so I’ll run with a version of his.)
/// From a terrace some twelve feet away,
a new bride tossed her wedding bouquet.
She must be very strong,
for the missile went long.
No one caught it; “the ball’s still in play.”