Thatababy by Paul Trap for January 07, 2017
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Man: Our new puppy is tearing up our house... Woman: And cries constantly through the night! Mom: Sounds like you have three quarters of the responsibility of raising an actual kid! Dad: You should have just had a baby! Man: Yeah, but we figure our commitment is only for twelve or so years... Dad: Hmmm... you have a point... Thatababy: Hey!!
Depending on the breed, it could be over 15 years. We got our first dog as a puppy and had him 16 years. Then we got our second dog when she was two years old and had her 15 years, so she was 17 when we had to put her down.