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Brutus: I don't think you ever said where you went to school.
Wastrel: I was home-schooled.
Brutus: Oh, so your parents taught you?
Wastrel: Nope, I taught myself!
Brutus: Really? How did that work?
Wastrel: Just fine - I gave myself straight A's!
Sounds like the current problem in a lot of schools. High grades, but the kids aren’t learning a thing.