The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 15, 2011
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Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: I'm conducting an experiment. Would you say this glass is half-empty, or half-full? Brutus: It's half-full! Mr. Veeblefester: What are you trying to do, ruin your image?
More than 99.999999999999999999% empty space. Whether air, water, or solid lead. And then of course there’s the relativity answer: It’s half full if it used to be empty, it’s half empty if it used to be full.