As he walks into the bar, he notices a small man playing the piano, about a foot tall.
Fascinated by how small the man is, he goes up to the bartender and asks, “Excuse me sir, how did you find that little piano man?”
The bartender explains. “Well, one day I was walking along the beach shore, when I saw this genie lamp sticking out from the sand. After picking it up and rubbing it, a genie popped out, explaining that he wanted to give me 3 wishes, blah blah blah. Sounds amazing, right? Well, turns out he’s really hard of hearing.”
The man, still confused asks, “Well why do you think he’s hard of hearing?”
The bartender calmly goes, “Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
Wee Guy
A man walks into a bar…
As he walks into the bar, he notices a small man playing the piano, about a foot tall.
Fascinated by how small the man is, he goes up to the bartender and asks, “Excuse me sir, how did you find that little piano man?”
The bartender explains. “Well, one day I was walking along the beach shore, when I saw this genie lamp sticking out from the sand. After picking it up and rubbing it, a genie popped out, explaining that he wanted to give me 3 wishes, blah blah blah. Sounds amazing, right? Well, turns out he’s really hard of hearing.”
The man, still confused asks, “Well why do you think he’s hard of hearing?”
The bartender calmly goes, “Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”