Last night at the pub my friend told me he doesn’t trust doctors.When I asked why he said, “About ten years ago I developed a limp and a pain in my leg. I went to the doctor and he told me that the problem was that one of my legs was shorter than the other, and that I would need to wear special shoe inserts to even them out.”
I replied, “That doesn’t sound crazy. Why would that make you distrust doctors?”
He said, “Well, I wanted a second opinion, so I went to another doctor and wouldn’t you know it, he told me I had the exact opposite problem! That proves that you can’t trust ‘em, they’re just making wild stabs in the dark.”
“So what did the second doctor tell you the problem was?”
“He said that one of my legs was longer than the other!”
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Last night at the pub my friend told me he doesn’t trust doctors.When I asked why he said, “About ten years ago I developed a limp and a pain in my leg. I went to the doctor and he told me that the problem was that one of my legs was shorter than the other, and that I would need to wear special shoe inserts to even them out.”
I replied, “That doesn’t sound crazy. Why would that make you distrust doctors?”
He said, “Well, I wanted a second opinion, so I went to another doctor and wouldn’t you know it, he told me I had the exact opposite problem! That proves that you can’t trust ‘em, they’re just making wild stabs in the dark.”
“So what did the second doctor tell you the problem was?”
“He said that one of my legs was longer than the other!”