The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for June 24, 2021

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A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name.

The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. “Mother of six,” he would say, “what’s for dinner tonight?” or, “Mother of six, could you get me a beer please?” Always, ‘Mother of six’.

She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, “Mother of six, I think it’s time to go!”

The wife immediately shouts back, “I’ll be right with you, father of four!”