Wife: Why are you hanging around the house so much? You used to be out on the golf course 3 or 4 times a week!
Husband: I don’t have anyone to play golf with.
W: Why don’t you play with Bob, you always used to?
H: Bob? HA!! Would you play with someone who demands retakes of every poor tee shot, kicks your ball into the rough when he thinks you’re not looking, fudges his scorecard, and swears and throws his clubs when it’s not going his way??
Hubby was moping around the house bored to tears.
Wife: Why are you hanging around the house so much? You used to be out on the golf course 3 or 4 times a week!
Husband: I don’t have anyone to play golf with.
W: Why don’t you play with Bob, you always used to?
H: Bob? HA!! Would you play with someone who demands retakes of every poor tee shot, kicks your ball into the rough when he thinks you’re not looking, fudges his scorecard, and swears and throws his clubs when it’s not going his way??
W: That’s dreadful, of course not!!
H: Neither will Bob.