The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 29, 2012
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Transcript:
Heart: Shay, baby, ish it me or didjoo shuddenly get cuter in the lasht 45 minutesh? HIC! Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
a) Why isn’t it green?-b) A little known side effect of absinthe is that it gives you terrible gas. And not only that — when you pass the gas, it sounds exactly like a Japanese car!-That’s right — Absinthe makes the f a r t go Honda!