The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 18, 2013
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Transcript:
Buzz Lightyear: To infiniti! Woody: And beyond? Buzz Lightyear: No, just to the dealership. My royalty check arrived.
I’ve BENZ thikin’ about an Infiniti, but I can’t afFORD one. Wife says I AUDI consider something cheaper. She’s CHEVing me in that direction. It’s getting hard to DODGE the issue, so I told her, “For CHRYSLER’s sake, you don’t rule by FIAT. I’ll drive what I want!” At first she was a JAGUAR, nearly ripped me in two, but then she broke down and SAABed. My TRIUMPH was short lived, however.