The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 17, 2016
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Transcript:
The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army. Left man: So, we've got food, no spoons. Cans, no opener. Wood, no saws...and I need a toothpick. Is that right, soldier?
Ugh! The mere thought of their metal “toothpick” makes my teeth hurt. I can imagine uses for it as a hole punch, which is maybe what it really is, but never as a toothpick.