The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 20, 1996

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Mom's been gone for a long time, dad. How come you never dated? Oh, I don't know. Over the years I've grown to really enjoy, living alone. I guess I'm just a loner who really cherishes his independence. So what you're saying is none of the women you asked said yes. Women today sure wash their hair a lot!...