The Buckets by Greg Cravens for June 12, 1998
Transcript:
Who's that wrestler? That's the Belcher! He's good. He hates gator boy cause he stole his girl. Who left him for gyrator who got into a brawl with Ooorus! Who bit off the chompers nose which was donated to him by the late Grim Reaper who has since risen from the dead to reclaim it. Meanwhile, reptile ate... And this is the same kid who can't memorize the multiplication tables...