The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 14, 2013
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Transcript:
Are there monsters under my bed? Sorry. No. Uh... What? They've all been pushed to extinction by man's encroachment on their habitats. Where once you could find bed monsters everywhere, now you just find dirty socks, lost Legos, and last year's favorite board games... That's... Good, right? Well, we didn't understand how bed monsters fit into the ecology... These days, dust Bunny numbers are skyrocketing, with no end in sight. Is there a way to save the species, daddy? Work is being done using the DNA of bullies, and those icky frogs with eggs in their backs.
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There’s a reason you don’t sleep with a hand or foot over the edge of your bed. …. I swear I was nipped a couple of times, many long years ago!.But those dust bunnies…… ohhhh……watch out! The dust mammoths can be dealt with in a reasonable manner. Toss them a carrot and bale of hay and they’ll follow you anywhere..Its when the dust bunnies turn into Were-Rabbits! … Then it is time to run and hide!