The Buckets by Greg Cravens for December 15, 2013
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Transcript:
Ring Unknown Caller Hm... Dave's Drive Thru May I take your order? ...wuh. Uh. Is this the... Bucken home? Oh, that'd be tellin'. ...urrr... May I speak to Mr. Bucken? No, you may not. Thank you for asking. Well... Ah... Is this Mr. Bucken? Not so you can tell. Ok... But... How much would you say you currently spend on your phone bill? Yes, that's really none of your business. I'm sorry... I just don't have a screen to read to you for any of your responses. If you have to be an unknown caller then you might as well get an unknown answerer.
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LOL! My ex has a very common name and we would get wrong calls for “John Doe” two or three times a week. One night about 2:00 am our phone rang and he answered. I heard “yeah, okay, no problem, bye”. I asked who it was and he told me it was someone who wanted “John Doe” the mechanic at the Mazda dealership, to pick up his car first thing in the morning and take it to the shop. “But John you don’t work at Mazda”. “Yeah, I know.”