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I'd like to work at the zoo, but I go to school with the kid who got the job last summer. Oh, and he's staying on? No! They made him shovel big piles of poo! He faked an allergy and got outta there. Shame. Sounds like he shoveled poo pretty well.
Better to get the job circumcising elephants. Still $3 an hour, but you get big tips.