The Buckets by Greg Cravens for April 29, 2015
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Hi, Toby! Here's your mascot costume. Aw, man... It's the Chummy cougar costume. I told them I wanted to use the Fang the Fightin' cougar costume. That puts you on the same side as the alumni, the coach, the team, and pretty much everybody except Mrs. Farncardle and her cat, whose letter-writing campaign has struck fear into the media office of the school board.
In our culture, the whiner always wins.