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Going to Alaska. Gonna pan for gold. Whaa! How'd you set that up? My folks have connections. What if you find a pile of gold? Sell it. Be rich. What if ya don't find any? Ask somebody where it is, I guess. That's kind of a stupid question.
The best way to get rich from gold mining is to sell food, shovels, guns, booze, and dynamite.