The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 01, 2016
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Ok, we've checked nextdoor.com, twitter, Snapchat and Instagram. Apparently, you did hand out candy, and rarely engaged toddlers in political discussion about begging door to door. So, as promised, here's a bag of tootsie rolls just for you. I also told three high schoolers with old fast-food sacks and no costumes to go home. Bag of M&Ms.
There is a community Halloween thing at our clubhouse every year and apparently that must be enough for the kids around here, 2 years running and not one trick-or-treater