I’m checking out with my items at the grocery store, and my checkout clerk suddenly lets out a snort of laughter. It’s so loud and sudden that it catches me by surprise.
Clerk: “Oh, my God! Sorry! I just saw something on the register, and it made me laugh.”
Suddenly, it clicks, and I know why she’s laughing.
Me: “Are you new?”
Clerk: “Yeah, I started a few weeks ago.”
Me: “The clerks love it when I buy Land O Lakes butter because of what it does to the register.”
We both look at the register and how it’s decided to display my item as it was scanned.
Register: “LOL BUTT.”
Clerk: “Not gonna lie, I found that hilarious.”
Me: “Oh, if you liked that, then you’re gonna love this next one.“
She scans my next item: the Land O Lakes Omega-3 eggs.
Land O Laughs
NOT my story.
I’m checking out with my items at the grocery store, and my checkout clerk suddenly lets out a snort of laughter. It’s so loud and sudden that it catches me by surprise.
Clerk: “Oh, my God! Sorry! I just saw something on the register, and it made me laugh.”
Suddenly, it clicks, and I know why she’s laughing.
Me: “Are you new?”
Clerk: “Yeah, I started a few weeks ago.”
Me: “The clerks love it when I buy Land O Lakes butter because of what it does to the register.”
We both look at the register and how it’s decided to display my item as it was scanned.
Register: “LOL BUTT.”
Clerk: “Not gonna lie, I found that hilarious.”
Me: “Oh, if you liked that, then you’re gonna love this next one.“
She scans my next item: the Land O Lakes Omega-3 eggs.
Register: “LOL OMG EGGS.”
Clerk: Squeals