The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 19, 2005
The Professor: We're taking up a collection for a birthday gift for Vinnie. Dusty: That feller's got too much mustard for my taste. The Professor: Come on, cowboy. Pony up! Dusty: Okay! Okay! Whatcha gettin' him? The Professor: He's particular about his looks...so, some kind of grooming aid. Dusty: I got an idea....Home Depot's havin' a special on Weed Whackers... Evelyn: Dusty!