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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 20, 2005
Evelyn: It says here in the latest AARP magazine that seniors need mental exercise. Boone: Like what, Evelyn? Evelyn: A math game! Here's one just for you, Boone, since you were a UPS driver..."A delivery truck is traveling 70 mph and another is." Boone: Whoa!! UPS corporate regulations specifically forbid driving that fast. Evelyn: It's just a game for the mind... Boone: No dice! My supervisor said "Don't even think of driving fast."