The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 20, 2013
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Transcript:
Woman: Sabrina's Sity-Plus escort service. May I help you? Boy: Hi... I have a question. Do you provide grandmothers? Woman: Oh, yes... that's one of our specialties. What's the occasion? Boy: I'm gonna be 10 years old next week and I'd like a grandma for my party... Woman: But, what happened to your grandma? Boy: She's power-trekking in Nepal for the "Save the Himalayas" Foundation. Woman: Oh, you poor child... Inside Apt. B-22 at Elderpark.
Actually that could be what his parents told him when grandma died so he wouldn’t miss her. By the way, I’m a guy, never married so no grandkids, but I cook and bake all the time. Ever consider using a tub of prepared dough? all you have to do is put it on the baking sheet, then in the oven, and you’re all set.