The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 09, 2014
Transcript:
Voice from television: Yet another research group in California has received a large grant to study the human aging process... researchers will focus on one primary question: "Why does growing old feel like you're being punished for a crime you didn't commit?" Voices: Yeah! All right! Amen!
If you can’t think of any crimes that you actually did commit, there wasn’t much point in your ever being young in the first place.