The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 21, 2021
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January 22, 2021
Transcript:
Boone: Full moon tonight, Professor...it might get strange around Elderpark.... The Professor: Now, really, Boone...there is no scientific evidence to support any correlation between the full moon and odd behavior! None! Man: Bats! Bats! Who let bats in here? The Professor: It's nonsense to suggest that the full moon's gravity pull affects the human brain! Gladys: Either of you studs goin' to the "Moonfest" celebration? The Professor: Just a moment, Gladys! I'm talking!!
As a former bartender, EMT, and nurse, I can testify that the full moon DOES cause people to be weird. And police officers and others who work at night have verified this fact, too.