The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 27, 2021
Transcript:
Professor: What's this? Dusty: That there is a summons! Professor: For what? Dusty: I am suin' you for "male fraud." You pretended to be me, and you stole mah online girlfriend!! Professor: That is so ridiculous!! There's no law against... Dusty: And... you also violated the Patriot Act!! Professor: The Patriot Act? How? Dusty: Impersonatin' a Texan! See you in court, you polecat!
I thought the professor was smart. He should know suing and illegal have little to do with each other.