The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 31, 2022
Transcript:
Dusty: Whew! I love those kids, but sometimes they give me a bodacious headache! Evelyn: Are you taking something for it? Dusty: I took two of these an hour ago, but they're not helping! Evelyn: I see your problem. You're not following the directions on the label! Dusty: What do you mean? Evelyn: It clearly states: "Keep away from children".
It’s like my grandpappy used to say, “If’n you cain’t run with the young dogs, stay under the porch.”