The Knight Life by Keith Knight for June 27, 2016
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AT THE PLAYGROUND You still haven't found a regular dentist yet? KK: Nope!! I don't usually do this, because she's a little hard core...but heres my sisters business card!! KK: How hard core is she? The oral exam you get is an actual test you take to see if she'll take you on as a patient!! KK: !!
The only time I ever cried at the dentist was in the Navy, with a girl I call “Brunhilda the Dental Hygenist.” As she’s standing on the arms of my chair sawing away, blood spurting everywhere, she’s grunting, “This wouldn’t hurt so much if you’d been flossing!”