Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 13, 2012

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lucky ducky the poor little duck who's rich in luck in "tricklin' down!" hound: there he is, across the street! it makes me so angry! friend: lucky ducky? oop: he's just waiting for a government program to give him money for his dinner! friend: some kind of welfare payment? or tax break for the poor? hound: no... it's more complicated than that! but you'll see -- he'll come out on top! tv: new government prorgam: tax cut for the rich! hound: see? that's it! friend: huh? servant: one million dollar i.r.s. refund check for hollingsworth hound! Hound: grrr... here we go! friend: but... how... hound: i'll go to my broker to get this in my bahamas account! oooo! but i just have to get that for my yacht! $10,000 00 per case hound: ugh! now watch this -- the wheels are in motion! salesman: thank you, sir! made a big sale today, honey! meet me at joe's grill for dinner! hound: see? friend: but... salesman: here you go, my good man! $10 for excellent service! hound: grr... waiter: and here's that buck i owe you for peeling potatoes. hound: nooo! ducky: gotcha! hound: lucky ducky! ducky: one bargain-burger with extra "secret sauce." burgerman: pink slime on a bun! heavy on the ammonia! bargain urger B Bargain the end