Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 06, 2012

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tom the dancing bug's super-fun-pak comix edited by rubin bolling superhero fantasies for the middle-aged doctor: that prescription is limited pharmacy man: limited?!!! ripppp man: how many viagra pills does my plan limit me to? doctor: gulp... 8 per month. man: oh! o.k. that's plenty. phar thrilling post-apocalyptic adventures next: more thrills! dinkle, the unlovable loser person: oh, sir, air mail does not refer to sending actual air! dinkle: sigh u.s.p.s. person: but what a charming misunderstanding! dinkle: shut your piehole, fatty. where's the men's room? i've got the runs. the floating head of irrelevant and wrong predictions sir: so mccann lied! but how can we prove he did it? if only we could trick him into confessing... lady: look! head: ryan seacrest will secede from the u.s., and form an island nation of ferrets! percival dunwoody, idiot time traveler from 1909 percival: how odd. one day later- percival: now, i shall travel back in time one day. scientist: i must warn you... everything in the universe is moving! percival: pish posh! advertisement after box office bombs "mars needs moms" and "john carter," moviegoers have spoken loud and clear: we hate mars movies! to avoid embarrassment, disney has set the new john carter sequel on a totally different planet, one that will not have audiences snickering... disney john carter 2 warlord of uranus! "uranus is mine!" you'll gasp as john carter probes uranus and finds a strange and romantic landscape! "i love uranus, and i'll make it my home." uranus will never be the same!!!