Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 03, 2013
Transcript:
enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man's Pal Billy Billings This week "Morality in a God-Man-Less Universe" God-Man: Billy, I'll tell you a SECRET -- I'm going on a mission to Dimension XL79A?. Billy: You mean you won't have an eye on Earth? God-Man: I'll have NO IDEA of what's going on here. See you soon. Billy: Have a swell time! Billy: Gosh! I can do ANYTHING, and God-Man will NEVER KNOW! Billy: Well, if God-Man doesn't KNOW, he can't punish me! Billy: Actually, if he doesn't know...he can't CARE! BLAM Billy: ...and if God-Man doesn't care what I do, can anything I do be BAD?! ORPHANAGE DELIVERIES TNT God-Man: Hi, Billy! I'm back! Anything BAD happen while I was gone? Billy: Jeepers, God-Man! How COULD it?
If your morality depends on whether you think you’re being watched, then you don’t have moral standards.