Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 08, 2013

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck Hound: Raising the minimum wage?! Why, I once had a minimum-wage job. Hound: Mr. Mason, the garage is cleaned out. Mr. Mason: Here's your money, young Hollingsworth. Hound: Keen! Now I can buy gas to take Betty Lou to the school dance! Hound: I never thought i was STUCK at that station in life! Hound: But Lucky Duckies making minimum wage today think it's a way of life! Hound: Lucky Ducky, why don't you get OUT of this minimum-wage job? Lucky Ducky: By gum, you're right! Why didn't I think of that? The education system failed me, but I'll read a book on computers... And I'll use my one free hour per week to write up a business plan... Quit my third job so I can make an appointment at a venture capital firm... And I'll start a company that offers micro controller and digital signal processing-based system solutions... Boss: Lucky Ducky, they passed a new minimum wage law! You get one more dollar an hour. Lucky Ducky: And then I'll... Lucky Ducky: Ka-ching! I'm STAYING! Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! The End