Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 22, 2013
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling A Very Chagrin Falls Thanksgiving Man: Oh, boy! I love Thanksgiving! Son: Dad, there's a bunch of people in the front yard. Man: Can I help you? Native American Man: Hey, therre! Can you believe this new land we just discovered?! It's fantastic! Man: You "discovered" my front yard? Native American Man: And the house! Speaking of which...it's cold out here, pal! Native American Woman: Hey, we should have a feast to celebrate our new understanding! Woman: What understanding? Native American Man: How do you change the channel? On the cable remote? CLICK Man: Hey! I was watching the game! DING DONG Native American Woman: Ah, our friends are here! Native American Man: Come on in! There's plenty of room! Man: Er, actually, it's getting a bit crowded. Native American Man: That's why we had a vote and decided to reserve a spot for you in the backyard! Native American Man: Say, let's make this meal an annual tradition to commemorate our arrival, and how the Smythes helped us! Man: Quit hogging the blanket! Baby: Cough The End
Ahh, the joy of open borders.