Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 31, 2015
July 30, 2015
August 06, 2015
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Chagrin Falls "Sacrificial Fire Arms" Penelope: Dad, I'm kind of scared. Dad: Don't be, honey. This is a great honor! Dad: It's what makes America great! And you've been chosen, Penelope! Mom: Oh, my. Penelope: I guess... Man: Do you have your bio for the media? Penelope: Yes, here it is. Man: Okay, you're number 5,127. Man #1: And so, I sacrifice thee in the name of the holy Second Amendment! Man #2: You're next. Man: Pant, pant...STOP THIS!! THE SECOND AMENDMENT DOESN'T EVEN GUARANTEE AN INDIVIDUAL RIGHT OF GUN OWNERSHIP!! Man: YOU'RE WORSHIPPING A FALSE GOD!! Man #2: GET HIM!! Man #3: SHRIEK!! Mom: Psst...Penelope, come here. I'll get you out in the confusion. Dad: Penelope, you're home! Penelope: Mom rescued me! But what if they come and try to take me back?! Dad: Oh, don't worry about that! Being safe in our homes is what gun rights are all about! PEW Son: Dad!! Again!! The End
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Today I learned “the people” does not equal “individual”. :P
So how are we supposed to effectively defend ourselves against criminals (who did NOT get their guns legally)? Trust the police, who sometimes take 5-10 minutes to show up? Yeah, try telling the “Black Lives Matter” crowd that only cops or soldiers should have guns.