Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 06, 2015
Transcript:
Lucky Ducky The poor little duck who's rich in luck I hate this baseball stadium! Its old! and tacky! and look! way out beyond center field! Its lucky ducky! Thats duck is poor! and in my stadium! Mayor! build me a new stadium! B-But we need the money for schools and buses...! A billion dollars! Gimme! Hollingworth field! with a seating capacity of ten very exclusive fans! Ah Billionaires watching millionaires - what baseball is all about! Lucky ducky can't ruin the game for me no! wow! thats a long fly ball! Its out of the park! and headed for shady town! Oh no! not.... BONK A souvenir for Lucky Ducky Duck: gotcha....
That’s why you want the Olympics in your city: instead of just one stadium, they have to make room for all the venues, “villages”, etc. That velodrome’s got to go somewhere, and Shantytown is definitely somewhere (or will be once it no longer exists)!
Best part, after sixteen days of noisy crowds, the venues will be wonderfully empty for the rest of time, and the Ducky family will have been removed far, far away.