Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 13, 2015

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Hollingworth Hound in squeeze plays Dont be grudge the huge bonuses CEO's got for running their banks into the ground! President Obama doesn't! Obama: "There are some baseball players who get more than that who don't get to the world series" Thats part of the free market system He's totally right! and heres how free market capitalism works in banking and in baseball! 1.Threaten the Government Secretary, give us money or we'll take down the economy! Mayor, build me a new stadium or I'll move my team to another city! 2. Use government support to profit Lend to me at a low rate! I can't default the government will bail me out! Gate H Game today! Hoo! Profits are easy when the government pays for you facility! 3. Throw government subsidized money to top player Heres your bonus pal! See you on the links.... Com e to my team! Its fun to win! Whee! SO keep out of our business! meddling in bankers bonuses will only mess up the pristine equilibrium of our free market system! were both too big to fail! Paid for by the C.F.T.G.F.I.H.F.M.C.E.F.G.H.T.T.R.A.P. (committee for totally government free invisible hand free market capitalism except for government handouts to the rich and powerful)