Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 17, 2015

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Vintage 2011 Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Fox News Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Rudolph: Hi, guys! Can I play? Coach: Not with that nose! Rudolph: B-but Christmastown law says that while on public property, EVERYONE has to be included! Coach: Christmastown was founded by toy-making elves and BLACK-NOSED reindeer, you FREAK! O'Icy: Certain radical elements are trying to ruin REINDEER GAMES by disallowing our tradition of black-nosed flying trials! FOX NEWS The War on Reindeer Games The O'Icy Factor O'Icy: Worse, there are ELVES who think they can practice secular dentistry just because the elf workshop is a government building! FOX NEWS The War On Toy-Making The O'Icy Factor Rudolph: Let's go, Hermey! We're misfits! Hermey: People who are DIFFERENT aren't welcome here in Christmastown! Rudolph: SANTA! Hermey: Are you here on Christmas Eve to tell us there's a place for us in Christmastown after all? Santa: Ho, ho, ho! No, the Spirit of Christmas has always been about marginalizing outsiders and minority peoples! Rudolph: But it's so FOGGY tonight! Can't I help? Santa: Nah, I deliver toys by DRONE now anyway! Merry CHRISTMAS from Fox News!