Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 05, 2016
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Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1995 Those cute Canadians! Our adorable neighbors to the North are having a squabble! You seem most canadians talk just like us, only more mud wester like. Man: how about some more syrup, eh? woman: alrighty - During Canadians summer months, some of its landscape is not covered in snow! But part of canada called Quebec, has threatened to secede! why? because they like to speak french! Canadian man: sis res ze way I paroles monsieur! You can not stop me! Canada actually has it own government! Isn't that precious? apparent they not only like to speak like europeans they're also just as touchy! Man1: okay okay! speak french! Man!: non! ees not good enough! au devoir! - Before Alan Thicke and Michael J Fox became hollywood stars, they were from Canada! Instead of an epic civil war over the secession, they ha a vote! Man: Alright! oui! we stay! but were steel mad! - The FAA deems flights between the us and canada as international Ha - ha! what a political storm! its like they have their own country up there! Alright break it up! Uncle sam: oo! look a mountie! they're the cutest! - 73% of Americans think Canada should be allowed to become the 51st state!
Canada actually has the world’s mos vicious biker gangs. Much worse even than Aussie chapters, let alone American.