Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 29, 2016

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Nate the right Pundit "skeptic shock" Nate: and heres a scientist who says global warming is a farce and a hoax! The science just isn't in yet! Scientist: Thats right! Nate: AAAGHH! News Caster: Nate? Nate whats around? Rsh this man to the hospital! Nate: PAin! Doctor: This is obviously appendicitis! He needs surgery immediately! Wait! Nate: Urk! Scientist: Only 97 out of 100 medical scientists recommend the removal of the appendix! the science just isn't it yet! In fact, I dont think this is his appendix at all. People have pains all the time! last week my ankle hurt. Nate: urk Scientist: and even if it is, I beleuve surgery is the worst thing for Nate! Its too extreme! and expensive! Nate: urk! Doctor: But its clear the clear consensus of medical science that… scientist: Pshaw! Nate and I don't buy that! at one time, it was the scientific consensus that leeches cured leprosy! Scientist: No no! the science is split on this! Nate and I think we should study his condition over the next few years! Perhaps your'll want to read my study on appendicitis! Doctor: Its funded by the local funeral home! scientist: which employs dozens of american! he's a job killer right Nate?