Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 17, 2016

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THE POWER OF CONGRESS-MAN! Senator Hendricks, attending an anti-science demonstration, is bitten by a radioactive weasel! Senator: Ouch! Man: senator, are you okay?! Senator: I'll be fine! Back at his office on capitol hill… Good Lord! Ive gained two super powers! Senator: I have the power to enact sensible legislation that will restrict access to the most deadly, militarized firearms…. …and Ive gained the power to tweet my thoughts and prayers! SUDDENLY - woman: senator, theres been a horrible mass murder committed by a psychopath with an AR15! Its just awful! Congress-man leaps into action! - my thoughts and prayers are with the victims and their loved ones. There. And this is born a hero of our age! Next - woman: theres been another mass shooting! Senator: and my phone is out of battery! what can I do now? Signing in on the lap top!