Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 30, 2016

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Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1996 Pilot: This is capt. walker and Id like to welcome you to fly. 289 Our cruising altitude will be 33,000 ft, and we're looking to be on time into Charlotte. And we have a special treat today…Id like to introduce you to my co-pilot on this flight -- GOD! GOD: Hi folks! GOD IS MY CO - PILOT Flight attendant: Captain? Some of the passengers have a question… Pilot: Shoot. Flight attendant: If we're lucky enough to have God on our flight , shouldn't he be the pilot, not co- pilot? Acyually, Capt. walker is a much better pilot than I am, Vikki. I just took up flying commercial juste as a hobby. Pilot: Whoa! We barely missed that mountain!! God! weren't you watching the radar?! God: sorry! Im a little distracted, okay? I was thinking about a hurricane in asia!! Next week on "God is my co pilot": Here are your dinners, sirs. Godm you ordered the kosher meal…? Relax. I just do that because the food is better.