Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 04, 2016
Transcript:
The education of Louis What boring dance! Everyone's dancing, even Myron! what do I do? I look really stupid here! Mom's not picking us up for another hour and a half! Maybe if I act casual like everything is cool, Im happy to be standing here, If you tie your shows really slowly it can take almost two minutes! I know! and she totally thinks its okay! I know! Louis: 81 more minutes. Louis: i wonder if I tied my shoes again, whether anyone would notice Id just tied them. Boy: Louis! Did you hear that las song?! It was so stupid! Louis: wait myron! are you going back out to dance again? Myron: Sure! Hey, IM dancing near Alison and Julia! come on out! Um, no difference, but someone got to tell you: You're dancing kind of dorky. Myron: Oh. Louis: are you going back out? Moon Nah. Louis: wanna see if we can get all the toilets in the boys room to flush at the same time? Myron: Okay LouisL 78 more minutes
I’m reluctantly going to have to sue Ruben for plagiarizing my entire adolescence with this “Louis Maltby” character, once I figure out how he got access to memories I’ve been repressing for decades.