Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 17, 2016

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We at Kellog's have pledged that we will no longer market cereals with poor nutritional value to children. we now proudly unveil our new marketing campaigns for those cereals, with mascots we are CERTAIN will not appeal to ANY kids.... APPLE JACKS: MARTIN AMIS Ah, the Prussian pleasure of a bowl of Apple Jacks! Martian Amis, your recent book review managed to achieve both banality and moral hypocrisy. Christopher Hitchens, if the truth is Banal, then I stand unrepentantly guilty, and as to moral hypocrisy allow me to fetch your 2004 review of the same author! You ate my apple jacks! Once agin, you confuse the utterance of the obvious with the insightful revelation. FROOT LOOPS: KALUS KINSKI Alles ist verloren wir müssen die loops von Frort Jetzt essen COCOA Krispies: IMMANUEL KANT Hi, Can I have some Cocoa Krispies? Sure here ya go....wait ....Youre Immanuel Kant! Silly Deotologist! CoCOA Krispies are for consequentialists! I hold you morally responsible! COCO KRISPIES