Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 17, 2017

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky The po' li'l duck who's rich in luck H H Rich Dog: I'm here to drain this here swamp! Lucky Ducky: Tha's good. We could use some elbowin' room... Rich Dog: Okay, boys! Go get 'em! Lucky Ducky: SWAMP RATS? But thems LOVE swamps! Rich Dog: Then who better to know how to drain one? Lucky Ducky: Hey, the swamp is RISIN'! Rich Dog: Dontcha know a risin' tide lifts all boats? Lucky Ducky: But I notice you is the only one what gots a boat Critic Dog: As a comics critic, I say STOP! Lucky Ducky: Huh? Critic Dog: REALLY? GENTLE SATIRE EVOKING ANTIQUATED FUNNY ANIMAL CARTOONS?! Critic Dog: THERE IS LITERALLY A RACIST, FASCIST KLEPTOCRAT IN THE WHITE HOUSE! Critic Dog: THE PRESIDENT HAS SOME DEAL WITH RUSSIA, WHICH HACKED HIS OPPONENTS TO GET HIM ELECTED!! Critic Dog: THIS JUST NORMALIZES THE SITUATION! WE NEED MORE THAN CUTE SATIRE...BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! Lucky Ducky: It was already too late. BAM Frog: Funny animal cartoons ain't allus so gentle. Next -- we have met the enemy and he is U.S.!